do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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