This gyro tastes like lonliness
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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