This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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