Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
do herpes really smell.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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