I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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