Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
