There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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