i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm both gender and math confused
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
