so explain again why im purple
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So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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