TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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