If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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