Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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