I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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