That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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