cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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