I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
im on a boat
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