He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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