imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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