I CAN MOONWALK!
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
