so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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