I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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