sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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