i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
My feet surprised me
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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