so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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