Pappa wants mamma naked
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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