Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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