Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I woke up under a house in Key West
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