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  • Just so everyone realizes im a man and my wife has pushed out 3 kids and doubled her weight and i love her now more than ever. not every man is an ass. theres still hope for the males out there

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 9:54am
  • I lost the guy, lost the weight, found much better life and "poof" he showed up again!Nice to walk away from him after that! I hope she gets to have the same experience

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 10:37pm
  • That is seriously mean!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 6:55pm
  • I once stopped fucking my ex because she gained a huge amount of weight. She looked like a swollen garbage bag. She would wake up in the night and get pissed because we never fucked, and wake me up to bitch. We fought constantly and I left her for a normal, slender girl. This line would have worked very well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:20pm
  • Men are disgusting, thank God I'm a lesbian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:06am
  • "Every guy here smiles and nods and every woman gets pissed......does that tell you something?" ..... hey douchebag, men get fat too, and we women don't have to put up with that shit either :) thanks. bottom line, when you fall in love with someone there is obviously physical attraction... if that goes away, it's not what you signed up for and who wants to be with someone they don't find attractive? men AND women have the right to leave if they so choose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:08pm
  • if you knew manchester, you would call it manch-vegas. live free or die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 3:51am
  • 9 out of 10 guys are nodding their heads (while their wives aren't looking) and the 10th guy, a newlywed, is getting worried. For good reason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:51pm
  • You're a fucking asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:53am
  • If this were an ORIGINAL line and not stolen from elsewhere, it might be clever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:38pm
  • might be harsh... but what is worse is letting yourself go -particularly for health reasons. if she is fat, she will have a premature death.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:09pm
  • Hahaha. This is perfect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:10am
  • Every guy here smiles and nods and every woman gets pissed......does that tell you something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:49pm
  • NOT original.... or funny. failure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:03pm
  • Anonymous said... lovvvvve it. i want to make it a facebook quote. May 17, 2009 8:19PM ....kewl?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:42pm
  • HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:58pm
  • hilarious, but sucks for the girl unless she is a serious bitch lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Pretty mean, but she probably deserved it. I'd like to think it took a LOT before this line came out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:34pm
  • lovvvvve it. i want to make it a facebook quote.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 8:19pm
  • thats really fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:33pm
  • Both men and women are disgusting... thank God for bestiality!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:51pm
  • nh breeds butt holes

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:46am
  • this guy entered his own text. that he didn't send. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:15pm
  • Want some ice for that burn?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:30am
  • oh New Hampshire, how I love you~

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:49pm
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related

    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:28pm
  • Are you serious 10:59? The bitch is fat! Like obesely huge! Go on a diet!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:10am
  • ha! oh god, i am a girl and hope i one day get the opportunity to say something along that line to a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:29am
  • And by asshole I mean an asshole literally made for fucking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:13am
  • hilarious line i just think its fucking gutty that you'd say that in a text to someone you were in love with? like thats incredibly messed up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:42pm
  • Well its not about hating fat people its about not wanting to date them. 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:05pm
  • Aaww the little man is bitter because him got his heart broke. Move in and enough with the childish insults, she is probably better for NOT being the girl that would love a jerk like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:38pm
  • i bet he met her online!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:10pm
  • Just over half of you people have about as good a sense of humor as this chick has an exercise plan. Get fucked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:34pm
  • uhm, dont vote this as a bad night! this is a WIN for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:27pm
  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... your fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:45pm
  • HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're so mean but that made my day!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:29pm
  • MASSIVE slam on girlfriend's weight gain outta NOWHERE

    Submitted by Epimetheus on May 27, 10 at 9:46pm
  • now she's gonna drown her sorrows in a tub of ice cream

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:05pm
  • Haha at the reply from 4:46pm. Freudian slip?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Tis funny :) And being fat is NOT okay paha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:34am
  • AMAZING. Sounds like she probably deserved it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:39pm
  • That's gunna cum in handy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:05am
  • this is from the bastard breakup on youtube..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:42am
  • Jeez, some people are assholes. Why would you hope for something like that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:54am
  • The funniest thing about this post is in the replies: how pissed some people are, and how some people are even more evil to the pissed people. But the second funniest thing about this post is the guy who sex something using "sex" by accident, and the other guy calling it a Freudian slip. I lolled at that even more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:10am
  • lol....see...women do get mad at this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:04am
  • NH is full of useless douchebags anyway heh

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:02pm
  • thats sooo terrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:28pm
  • thank you new hampshire

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:40pm
  • I don't get this. Someone please break it down for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Ahahahahahaha lololol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:28am
  • Thats fucking awesome some girls just need to be told this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:58am
  • fuck yeah new hampshire. represent

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:18pm
  • *cough* Movie quote *cough cough*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:42am
  • if the shoe fits...lol, depending on the situation, this could be really funny or really terrible...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:48pm
  • Even if she did get fat, can't he fantasize about the thin person she once was?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:44pm
  • That so fits someone I know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:47pm
  • Omg hahaha

    Submitted by ancientlullaby on Mar 16, 10 at 6:43pm
  • you would, new hampshire.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Sounds like she loved the ranch dressing more than she loved you....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:04pm
  • People need to chill, jeez. Im not particularly thin, and im a chick, and i found it funny. Stop taking the shit on this site so seriously! Its supposed to be FUN.

    Submitted by taylorface on Mar 20, 10 at 3:49am
  • that girl had to have really fucked up for him to go that far. especially since he used to love her. ouch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:33pm
  • Douchenozzle.

    Submitted by invisimirror on Oct 26, 11 at 2:08pm
  • You were just trying to find someone to blame for having eating her,but in reality,you ate her,Huge Hefner. BURN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Manchester,NH gotta love it ....wait no its a shit town but this was funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:15am
  • Would bet $10 this "text" was never actually sent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 2:01am
  • I'm fat too and this is EFFING HILARIOUS

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 12:09am
  • stop judging 9:54. it's not a question of 'hope'. for some people fat is not ok, and for some people it is. doesn't make your perspective any more right than mine. personally, i keep in shape for my s.o. and i expect her to do the same, if not she can be happy with someone else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:42am
  • Women get mad at this stuff because they know there is more than a grain of truth to it. I probably shouldn't mention "grain" or any other food here, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 8:11am
  • yeah I agree with 6:33pm.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:37pm
  • what an asshole that girl is scarred for life

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:26pm
  • this reflects my current life situation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:49pm
  • :O ahahaha that is soooo sadddd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:49pm
  • I don't think he isn't in live with her because she is fat. She probably hurt him in some way and he is pissed. So cool it with the men are pigs shit. Women are no better.

    Submitted by idkwhybut on May 9, 12 at 2:59pm
  • I hate fat people too =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:52pm
  • i dunno. lol i'm a woman and im laughing my ass off. so no, not all women get pissed lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 10:30pm
  • i could use that one right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:35am
  • 4:34....u said it all my friend, you said it all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:29am
  • beautiful... i wish i could have said to the same to my ex... only... she got hotter :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:14am
  • Haha. That's mean but funny

    Submitted by peaceiloveu on Mar 3, 10 at 1:42pm
  • lol! This happened to my sister, she seriously needs to lose some weight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:09am
  • sounds like a true story, I used damn near the same line.

    Submitted by shep_loves_beer on Mar 6, 11 at 11:07am
  • Dear Men - - You don't look that good when you turn 40. Just remember that when you criticize your woman when she puts on a few pounds.

    Submitted by sw33t on Aug 9, 11 at 8:31am
  • Was her name Caroline?

    Submitted by thatguyfrom251 on Jul 1, 11 at 2:39pm
  • hahahahahahaha that is out of control hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Funny how being anon can make everyone so brave... Stop being so judgy peeps

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:16pm
  • Sounds like something I should have sex to my ex when i found out she was cheating on me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:46pm
  • He doesn't say "no longer the girl I fell in love with", maybe he's just talking about a freakishly large stalker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:40pm
  • Epic

    Submitted by hentailover on Apr 12, 10 at 1:57am
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