Barsexuality is the new black.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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