Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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