There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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