K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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