I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
