If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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