How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize