Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
the raccoons are back...
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