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(707): View more from California

Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?

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(407): View more from Florida

I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth

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(301): View more from Maryland

we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing

(1-301): View more from Maryland

that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome

(301): View more from Maryland

we agree. completely

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(802): View more from Vermont

elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.

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(503): View more from Oregon

like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be

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(443): View more from Maryland

i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?

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(917): View more from New York City

And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?

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(315): View more from New York

HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA

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