just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
cat food counts as protein by the way
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
