I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Drunk walkin through police station. America
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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