I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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