hell yes lets make some ravioli
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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