do herpes really smell.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I wish there were birth control emojis
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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