My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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