have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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