You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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