i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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