You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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