with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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