That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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