Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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