Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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