I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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