You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Use "feeling words"
Yay
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
