I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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