omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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