If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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