Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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