you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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