also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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