CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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